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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other...
View ArticleCD player
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, “What...
View ArticleA man was crossing
A man was crossing a rosd one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over , picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog...
View ArticleWHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BOUGHT COMPUTERS?
HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?” CUSTOMER: “My car ran fine for a week, and now it won’t go anywhere!” HELPLINE: “Is the gas tank empty?” CUSTOMER: “Huh? How do I know?”...
View ArticleClean the Mouse
How to clean your mouse… This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers...
View ArticleDisney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long....
View ArticleHeaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The...
View ArticleAfterlife of Bill Gates
One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said “Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?” Bill Gates said, “Can I have a look at them first?” So God showed him Heaven...
View ArticleCup Holder
A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. “The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and...
View ArticleA new employee calls the Help desk to
A new employee calls the Help desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows...
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